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Mr. AlienMr. Alien at Disneyland

Part I: The Popcorn Slaves--An Uprising?

The happiest place on earth. Sounds promising—like maybe everyone's on mind-altering drugs that will prevent them from resisting your attack. Start small—specifically with all those small guys doing the slave labor. Maybe they'll join your confederacy and rise up against those who enslave them.

Hirsute Popcorn Slave Dapper Popcorn Slave
Hirsute Popcorn Slave Dapper Popcorn Slave
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Unwashed Popcorn Slave Zombie Popcorn Slave
Unwashed Popcorn Slave Zombie Popcorn Slave
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Crepuscular popcorn slave Mach 1 popcorn slave
Crepuscular Popcorn Slave Mach 1 Popcorn Slave
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Arggghhh!! Noooooo!
They've captured Mr. Alien and enslaved him, too,
roasting corn bits day and night
until he collapses
in a flaccid pool of steaming ichor!
Captured!

The Further Story in Which Mr. Alien Learns Not To Mess With Mr. Disney

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