The happiest place on earth. Sounds promisinglike maybe everyone's on mind-altering drugs that will prevent them from resisting your attack. Start smallspecifically with all those small guys doing the slave labor. Maybe they'll join your confederacy and rise up against those who enslave them.
|Hirsute Popcorn Slave||Dapper Popcorn Slave|
|Unwashed Popcorn Slave||Zombie Popcorn Slave|
|Crepuscular Popcorn Slave||Mach 1 Popcorn Slave|
They've captured Mr. Alien and enslaved him, too,
roasting corn bits day and night
until he collapses
in a flaccid pool of steaming ichor!
The Further Story in Which Mr. Alien Learns Not To Mess With Mr. Disney
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