It's a rough life being an alien. You're not bright enough to actually take over the world, despite the size of your cranium, and everyone thinks you're green and skinny and particularly ugly and that you probably make funny noises with body parts previously unknown to science.
To overcompensate for your poor self-perception, you travel to different locales each week in an attempt to take over the world, and sometimes you have a little fun while scouting things out, but inevitably those clever human entities catch onto you and do you in.
What really hurts is that it's not always the especially clever ones. But the clever ones take photos.
Contact Mr. Alien Central for info on how you can contribute your photos of Mr. Alien failing to take over the world.
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