Mysterious Housie Thangs

In the dark days of the aught-aughties, our eccentric aunt, Lucrezia Finch, built this house while temporarily under the influence of overly ripe gorgonzola, bless her imaginary heart. The evil results can be seen everywhere:

• Light switches that do— what?
• Wires that go—where?
• The ceiling light that can be turned off with the wall switch, but turns on only with a remote control.
• Two, count them, two attics--and 3 sheds--what did they store here anyway?
• What, was there a sale on wallpaper?
• The light on the left turns on with a PUSH; the one on the right turns on with a TWIST.
• The phantom cable connection.
• Calzone^*.
• The laundry chute that isn't.
• Those cute little--what are they--indented in the wall below the dinette.
• How do you get at that fishtank in the wall anyway?

*  Gratuitous calzone reference for Vikings or surrealists

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