How To Pick A Fight With A Bigger Dog

(Photos from June or July sometime)

1. Walk by with a tempting rawhide.	2. If that fails to elicit an attack, pretend to accidentally drop the rawhide.
3. If dog tries to ignore you, whisper some insults about her agility prowess.	4. If she turns towards you, brace yourself invitingly.
5. If she still manages to ignore you, abandon the subtle approach and go straight for the jugular.	6. Half Nelson might work, too.
7. Fling her bodily to the ground.	8. Step on her head.
9. Sitting on her face might be effect--wait! Something's happening!	10. Could this be a fight?
11. I think so!	12. Mission accomplished.

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